August 2, 2010
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Lady Gaga’s Vagina
“Lady Gaga tells Vanity Fair that she tries to avoid having sex because she is afraid of depleting her creative energy.
‘I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.’”
I cannot stand Lady Gaga. I think she’s a bad Madonna knock-off. Not that I ever loved Madonna past her first album.
This is ludicrous. Marketing tactics gone insane.
I’m wondering who would want to do her anyway? I mean, really?
Gentlemen, have you ever taken someone’s creativity through their vagina?
Ladies, have you ever felt sapped of your creativity after having sex?
Just askin’…
ETA: Lovelyish just stole my creativity without benefit of going through my vagina:
Lady Gaga Tells Vanity Fair about Her Va-Jay-Jay
Comments (41)
I love Lady Gaga. This fits her eccentricism perfectly.
@SerenaDante - I think she tries too hard to be eccentric.
i was actually very creative at one time. then i shared my vagina with a man. now i am boring and uninteresting.
She’s pretty hideous. Quite honestly, I would be too afraid to sleep with her.
@bipolori - OMG, maybe what LG thinks is TRUE!
LOL
@MedicMark - Thank you! I am glad I’m not the only one who thinks she is unattractive. And yeah, kinda skanky/scary.
honestly, i think lady gaga is really weird. i am, however, a HUGE fan of weird on every level.
@bipolori - I like weird, too, but I like “genuine” weird. She just seems too much like she’s putting it on. Madonna, for a long time, was cutting edge and shocking. Gaga can’t do that so well because it’s all been done before. But she keeps trying.
@bipolori - BTW, I am glad you’re still here. Don’t go anywhere, okay Sis?
@CynaraJane - I don’t think there’s such a thing as “trying too hard” to be eccentric. I doubt that comes naturally to anyone.
@SerenaDante - Not so sure about that. I’ve known some pretty eccentric people (I was in theater professionally for years). I think some are naturals. Gaga? Not so much.
not sure I would want her creativity ……………. just saying
@Alive_in_Vegas - Ha ha! Yeah, I know, right?
@CynaraJane - I disagree.
@SerenaDante - Okay. You’re allowed.
We can agree to disagree.
I think Lady Gaga is just weird… my MonkeyBoy thinks she’s hot, but he likes any sort of freaky looking chick… like Abby on NCIS? Loves her… FLO on the Progressive commercials? Yep… Garcia on Criminal Minds…YEP…
Did you see that Seinfeld where George learned if he DIDN’T have sex he got super smart… so Elaine tried it and got stupid… she compared it to “taking out the trash” and sex cleaned out her creativity and smarts….
I tend to follow THAT point of view. LOL.
I love her songs and I love her artistry. But she does sometimes come across as trying too hard, like a wannabe. She probably does not need to make outrageous statements like that because she is talented enough not to have to resort to such tactics.
Finally someone who doesn’t think I’m old and jealous of this Marilyn Manson protege. She’s gross and yeah, she tries too hard. As for Madonna, I only like the 80′s Madonna, not the reincarnation.
Regarding your question: no, never sapped of my creativity.
@icepearlz - I agree.. esp. when she goes out in public with those super super uncomfortable outfits. How does she go to the bathroom?
I think she’s more like a performance artist than a musician. I’m not a fan, although I do like one of her “songs”, but I also liked one of Kisses songs too. Both are a little to gimmicky for me.
@BubblysLife - I didn’t see that one, but that’s pretty funny! I watched very few episodes of Seinfeld, but of the ones I saw my favorites were the one where Elaine couldn’t dance and the one about Festivus. My husband is also a big fan of Progressive’s Flo. I don’t get that one, either. LOL
@icepearlz - I guess it bothers me that she doesn’t just rely more on her talent, because she’s not a bad singer.
@watermoolen - Maybe she has a catheter? Just in case she’d have to disrobe and give easy access to her vagina. She wouldn’t want that to happen. Ha!
@comet555 - I think “performance artist” is a fair assessment. I like a song of hers, too, in all fairness. I was never a huge fan of Kiss’ stuff (one or two songs I liked) but for their time their marketing strategy was brilliant.
@sweetanonymity - Is she a Marilyn Manson protege? I’m out of the loop, but that makes sense! I liked the 80s Madonna, too. After that it was too pathetic what she would do for attention.
She may be right. Very often after sex ALL my energies are sapped and I just want to sleep.
I’m not a fan of Lady Gaga, but at least she is not a star created by a label. She worked her way up (quickly, it seems) by standing on the shoulders of others, glam rockers like Gary Glitter and David Bowie, to appeal to a certain audience. Of course, who doesn’t. Even the Rolling Stones used the old blues riffs to gain their appeal.
OMG This is just crazy! But at least I know why I can’t paint anymore:)
oooh. I didn’t know she had a vagina! Does sex sap your creativity? I would say just the opposite!
@Born261YearsTooLate - But, remember, in males certain hormones are released after sex that make them sleepy. The hormones released in females after climax are altogether different and energizing. Of course, I don’t know if I feel more creative afterward, or just more centered. Heh. But whatever…it’s not a bad thing!!
True about her rise to the top. She doesn’t appeal to me, but I understand how she could appeal to others. I still think she’s a bit strange.
@fratmom - LOL!
@LadySavina - Ha ha! Yeah, I’d say it’s the opposite for me, as well!
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! That’s where you’re wrong! I get all my creative juices flowing by usurping creativity from the many unsuspecting vaginal orifices! As a matter of fact, that’s the REAL reason behind my hiatus. I have not had the opportunity of depleting any creative juices from any unsuspecting womanly love caves! Ok, maybe not.
@Xcholo4u - Maybe not or maybe…get to workin’ it and get back here! The unsuspecting vag’s call!
@CynaraJane - I guess I kind of understand why guys fall asleep after sex and women are energized, after all, women usually have to go and wash dishes or do laundry or something. But I don’t get the whole sleepytime after eating turkey. It’s not like the turkey has something else to do.
(btw … this was meant in jest. Please don’t throw dishes at me.)
@Born261YearsTooLate - *crash* ROFL, j/k. I got it immediately…smiled after reading the first sentence.
Lol, Lisa. Unfortunately for me and Xanga…I have no more game…or inclination to put the effort into “gettin’ some”. Ya valio madre. Ha, ha, ha.
@Xcholo4u - You f*cked my mother??? ROFLMAO….j/k…I know what it means.
Not everything is ruined. You may not have the inclination, but I know you have not run out of ideas or opinions, or stories for that matter. I am going to figure out how to light a fire under you and get you writing again. I will. It has become a challenge for me, and you know how I love challenges!
Wow. That would be good. I enjoyed writing so much. I used to think I was a half decent writer. I also used to be funny. lol…ok, maybe not, but I did crack myself up often!
Agreed.
She’s a strange one.
she’s beautiful and she if she feels she’s giving apart of herself away then she is. this is no different then how most christains veiw sex (the it gets rid of apart of you part)
Don’t be offended, Lovelyish is terrible.
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