July 9, 2010

  • You Lazy Gluttonous Pig

    …or that’s what most people think of someone who is overweight. We can even think that of ourselves when we become a little thicker than normal (or a lot thicker than normal) in certain areas of our body (or all over our body). That’s also typically what a doctor will tell you after perusing your charts and seeing what you weigh. “You need to eat healthier and exercise!” he’ll tell you. A fat lot he knows (pun intended), as doctors receive no nutritional training in med school.

    How many of us have beaten ourselves up emotionally because we don’t have the “willpower” to be thin and to get to the gym every day to “work off” those Oreo’s we ate last night? How many of us have tried a low fat, low calorie diet, listening to our bellies rumble – - watching the “willpower” crumble – - because we’re just so damned hungry? And if we manage to have the willpower to get thin on a low fat, low calorie diet, how many of us have kept that weight off for very long after we’ve reached our goal? You and I both know the answers to those questions.

    When I was overweight I used to wish there was a way I could just wake up thin one morning. Of course, thinness never materialized for me that way, but I always wondered why it was so frustratingly hard to lose weight. I was doing everything I was told I should do in order to lose it…eating at least 1200 calories a day but no more than 1500, everything low fat, and doing aerobics and weight training. I didn’t (and still don’t) see how anyone finds low fat food appealing, let alone how anyone is expected to eat that stuff every day for the rest of their lives! It is the most bland, dry, tasteless food that ever was created. I also made sure I ate a lot of grains, the food group that is the base (or the one with the most recommended daily servings) of the USDA Food Pyramid. I always grilled, broiled or baked the very lean meat I would eat. Usually that made all my meat have the taste and texture of shoe leather. I only had low fat salad dressing on my salads. I sometimes topped those salads with low fat or fat free shredded cheese (think: almost inedible rubber-like stuff). The only way I could really lose weight on those diets was to lower my calorie intake dangerously low. And lose weight I did, but boy, was I ever hungry! So eventually I would eat, and eventually the weight always came back on, and then some.

    The last time I got fat I knew I could never do the low fat, low calorie thing again. If being thin meant starving or counting calories or points, I was resigned to the fact that I would always be fat. It wasn’t worth the torture to me.

    It wasn’t until I saw a photo of me at the highest (non-pregnant) weight I had ever been that I decided I had to do something. Ironically, the man who was in the photo with me had recently lost a significant amount of weight on a low carbohydrate diet. He suggested I give it a try. I had played around with low carbing before, but never really gave it a fair shot. I didn’t have anything to lose (but fat), so I thought I’d try it. It was that or nothing for me, period. Three years later I am 60 pounds less than I was before I started, and very happy, healthy, and satisfied. Keeping the weight off with low carb eating is the most effortless thing I’ve ever done. So, you want to know how you can do it, too? Okay, but you have to swear not to keep this a secret when you succeed, alright? Here goes…

    1. Fats and Proteins – If you do this way of eating right, the major percentage of what you eat will be fats, followed by proteins. No, you don’t need to eat spoonfuls of lard, it just works out the the fat contained in the meat in addition to what you cook it in makes the ratio fall heavy toward fats. It is important to note that the truly healthiest of fats for the human body are saturated fats. The low fat for heart health stuff you’ve had crammed down your throat? A load of hooey. Fear not, you will not go into cardiac arrest eating high in saturated fats and low in carbs. As a matter of fact, the opposite is true…your good cholesterol will go up, your bad cholesterol down, and your triglycerides will also plummet. Eat until you are satisfied. Fat also helps with the feeling of satiety. What NOT to eat: “Fake” meat made out of soybeans, faux bacon (the real stuff is meat candy, baby!).

    2. Fibrous Vegetables – Green leafy vegetables, cruciferous vegetables, cucumbers, radishes…you get the picture. It is best to go light on tomatoes, onions and carrots as they have a higher carb count, but you don’t have to eliminate them completely. What NOT to eat: Potatoes, Corn*, Beans**.

    3. Nuts, Cheese, Heavy Cream – These things are to be eaten in moderation, but still enjoyed. No more than 4 oz. of cheese or heavy cream a day. All cheese should be full fat and of the “hard” variety, i.e.: Cheddar, Swiss, etc. Mozzarella, Parmesan, Monterey Jack, Pepper Jack are fine. Good nuts are Almonds, Macadamia, Walnuts, Pistachio, Hazelnuts, Pine nuts and Pecans. If you find your weight loss stalling eliminate these things for a while and see if you start losing again. What NOT to eat: Peanuts***, Cashews (too high in carbs), Processed Cheeses, Milk, Half and Half.

    4. Fibrous Fruits – Blueberries, Strawberries, Blackberries, Raspberries, Melons from the Musk Melon family, Coconut. What NOT to eat: Bananas, Watermelon, Pineapple, Grapes, Dried Fruit, Apples, Peaches, Plums, Apricots. Fructose (the sugar in fruit) will raise your blood sugar and mess with your insulin levels, and will interfere with weight loss. Go very light with fruits, and don’t introduce them into your diet until you’ve been eating low carb for 2 or 3 weeks, as they may cause cravings for other carbohydrates. Tread lightly!

     

    So, notice what’s missing? Grains. That’s right, even whole grains. You don’t need them, and you won’t miss them after a couple weeks on the low carb eating plan. So, what else? Beans (legumes). But what about fiber, you ask? You really don’t need that, either, and you won’t have a problem being regular because your fat intake will be up, and you are eating plenty of fibrous vegetables.

    What about exercise? Go ahead, take a walk, but don’t kill yourself. Exercise isn’t bad for you, but it will work up an appetite. And that’s okay, just make it low carb when you’re hungry. You will find as you travel down the low carb path that your energy will increase. You aren’t fat because you don’t exercise. You aren’t lazy, you aren’t a glutton, you’ve just been fed the wrong information by those who have an agenda other than the actual health of our now obese nation. More on that another time…anyway…

    That’s the very basics. The next low carb post I’ll do will be a Fact or Myth post, with questions like, “Is it true your body needs carbohydrates to function?” and, “But isn’t eating low carb expensive?” In the meantime, if you have questions, ask away!

    Here are some links with some great information:

    Sites:

    Primal Blueprint (Mark’s Daily Apple)

    PāNu

    Dr. Mike Eades Blog

    Fat Head

    Check out the links in this post, lots of interesting information:

    Pass Me Some Lard, Please

    This post is informative, as well, and it highlights Dr. Eades comment to me from the Lard post:

    Now, Pass The Garlic

    Books:

    Primal Blueprint

    Protein Power

    Good Calories, Bad Calories

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    *Corn is not a vegetable, but a grain.

    **Beans are legumes, and very high in carbohydrates.

    ***Peanuts are not true nuts, but are legumes.

  • The More Things Change

    …the more they stay the same.

    I have a billion and one things to do today, like yesterday (and the reason why I didn’t do a post yesterday). Seems like I am always running short on time. I have 5 minutes before I have to get in the shower to make sure I make it out the door on time to get to work.

    I have been surprised that a couple of my recent posts made it on the top blogs list on the front page of Xanga. Proof there is not much going on here at the moment. I don’t really care if I’m on that list, but it does remind me of times gone by. I refuse to get involved in the drama and controversy just to get on the list. But I will say this…

    I don’t care if there are “fake” users/profile photos, etc. There always have been, there always will be. For a long time my profile photo was a graphic of a lady pirate. I think everybody knew that wasn’t me. I am sure they thought I was a 400 pound bearded lady in real life, but that’s okay.

    What is the problem everyone has with “DearRicky”? I don’t get it. Yeah, he’s disabled. Yeah, he spends a lot of time blogging. Yeah, he seems to be popular right now. Jealous? I don’t know what the big deal is.

    Dan (TheTheologiansCafe) is still doing his thing. I had no doubt he would be. He is a fixture here. Good for him.

    As for Xanga drama…that’s another thing that hasn’t really changed. It was here before I took my extended hiatus, it will always be around. If you don’t want drama don’t start it, don’t get involved, and make use of your block function. ‘Nuff said.

    I have posts to do that I have promised…a Protected Post and a post for those interested in following a low carb way of eating for weight loss and health. I haven’t started either yet. Don’t get your panties in a bunch, I’ll get to them. I just have lacked time. But, I have tomorrow off from work (YAY!) and I should be able to get some posts done in between laundry and dishes (ooh, my real life is SO exciting)! Ha!

    See you soon…

July 7, 2010

  • DEA RAID!

    Sorry to interrupt the news, especially about the way Lindsay Lohan had her nails “did’ for court:

    (I know, I don’t really care about her, either) but there was just a big drug raid a few doors down from me!

    My daughter comes running in the back door yelling, “Don’t go out there! There are guys out there with guns drawn!”

    I, of course, take that as a cue to find out what the hell she is talking about…what guys? Guns? I had to know what was going down. Call me fearless, or call me foolish, I ran out the back door.

    Not a hundred feet away were men dressed in camo, wearing vests with DEA emblazoned on the back, some with K9′s by there side. They had assault rifles pointed at two young men who were lying handcuffed on the ground. These aren’t the guys, but they were dressed similarly:

    Come to find out my daughter knows these young fellas. And also come to find out the Feds weren’t after them, they were after the father of one of them, but he wasn’t home*. They still took the boys into custody, and carried several bags of evidence out of the back door of their apartment.

    The daughter has been instructed she is never to associate with said young men, ever again in her lifetime.

    *Evidently the father was home, and he’s in custody. They seized a pound of marijuana. Here’s the story from our local news station:

    Father, Son Arrested In Drug Bust

    Police in Kettering said a man and his son were arrested late Wednesday afternoon after serving a search warrant in their apartment. The warrant was issued in the XXXX block of South XXXXXXXXXX Road at the XXX XXXXX Apartment complex. The Kettering SWAT team issued the search warrant and found about one pound of marijuana inside the apartment. Officers said the son is a juvenile. They said two others inside the apartment are being questioned because they tried to flee from the scene. Police said the warrant was issued after receiving complaints from neighbors about traffic going in and out of the apartment.

    (Yeah, they didn’t mention DEA, but that’s what the vest said…I’m also assuming this isn’t the whole story and they probably found much more than just a pound of pot. Just sayin’.)

    Have you ever witnessed anything that made you feel like it was out of a movie, too bizarre for real life?

  • Xanga: Jumped the Shark?

    A lot (not all) of my old friends at Xanga have moved on to greener pastures. For whatever their personal reasons are, they are not here any longer. There are new faces in their stead. It’s not the same as it used to be. Some might say Xanga has jumped the shark. Others, enjoying their popularity here, believe it to be at it’s zenith.

    Still others might say that CynaraJane has jumped the shark, which is laughable because I hate sharks, or anything with teeth in the ocean that can eat me. I’d never do such a thing.

    Do you think Xanga has jumped the shark?

July 6, 2010

  • I Think I Need A Cold One

    Not a shower, a beer, but the shower might work for a minute…

    Whoa, is it ever hot here in Dayton, Ohio! I know, we’re not the only ones feeling this heatwave, and I feel sorry for those who are getting worse than what we have heat-wise, but this heatwave is enough for this winter hating Piratess to start wishing for snow again.

    There is nothing good about it being so hot and humid here in the Midwest. There are no beaches, no ocean, no mountains…no real way to beat the heat but stay inside.

    Maybe I just can’t be satisfied in my current geographical location. It’s too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter. I like things a bit more temperate.

    I have been thinking that as soon as my mother passes I am moving to Portland, Oregon.

    No super hot and humid summer days, and no being buried under a blizzard or Arctic Blast in the winter. I have family there, and it is close enough to the shore or mountain for a nice, relaxing day trip. Mind you, I am in no rush…I hope my mom recovers and sticks around for a while. Until then I will have to deal with the weather here the way it is.

    If you could live anywhere, where would you live, and why?

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    I have been receiving inquiries about my low carb way of eating. I will be doing a post soon for those interested in learning more. If you have any questions you’d like answered about low carb living, please leave them in the comments, or you may message me. You will remain anonymous if you send them via private message.